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It’s three A.M. 
Give me a break.

It’s three A.M.

Give me a break.

Jul 6

Lets Play A Game:

Try to guess what I am. You get three hints.

1: Being on Solstheim is incredibly awkward.

2: Dark Elves indirectly blame me for their family’s deaths.

3: Most forms of adressing me usually involve racial slurs.

Have you figured out the answer yet?

Because according to most Dark Elves, I’m a dirty, family killing scaleskin.

See, in my Skyrim we have a motto:

"If you can’t kill it on your first hit, you probably deserved to die anyways."

So do I make my profile pic a selfie now?

If everyone saw my last post on allthefunponystuff, I imagine that next time I’m on it my follower count will be a bloodbath.

He who fights and runs away
May live to fight another day;
But he who is in battle slain
Can never rise and fight again.

~Oliver Goldsmith


Jun 5